well i get random stuff emailed to me all the time and a lot of them are jokes or riddles. SO figured i would share some and see who can figure these out
First riddle
You ride into town on Friday stay two days and leave on Friday. How is this possible?
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms chasing ghosts, eating magic pills, and listening to repetitive, addictive, electronic music.
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1. My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick ,Fat, I am slow, Wind is my foe.
2. Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible? 3. What's white when it’s dirty?
4. Which is faster, hot or cold?
5. When is your mind like a rumpled bed?
6. What is it that everybody does at the same time?
7. Take away my first letter; take away my second letter; take away all my letters, and I would remain the same. What am I?
8. A doctor and a nurse have a baby boy. But the boy's father is not the doctor and the mother is not the nurse. How can it be?
9. What seven letters did Old Mother Hubbard say when she opened her cupboard?
10. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
11. The more you take the more you leave behind.
12. A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains
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